[# "Hail to the Chief"] APATT...
"All porno, all the time."
Pornography will have become an epidemic in this country.
Phase one... masturbation.
- Who's this chump? - That's Howard Stin.
He's an entertainment lawyer, some shitfirm.
Love him.
He's so attractive.
And to our female friends here today,
we must notabuse of our dogs with the lure of a peanut butter snatch.
We mustchannel our horniness into extracurricular activities.
Howard Stin, you're under arrest.
Whoa! Look, he's got him by the eyes.
# Oh, me so horny, me love you long time
[Siren blaring]
Domino: Barbara Bush and Hillary Clinton were next.
Domino: Frances and Charles Cigliutti.
Theirfatherwas mob boss Anthony Cigliutti. They were Mafia kids.
We found them attheir frat house, and they'd been under FBl surveillance
for the pastsix months.
[Tuning in to frequency]
[Chattering, music playing]
[Honks horn]
All right, boys, we're in business.
Yeah. The bounty huntrs have arrived.
They're driving Winne... driving Winnebagos?
What is this shit?
Is thatthe guy from Beverly Hills 90210?
- I fuckin' loved that show, man. - Well, he hasn't aged well.
We're looking for Frances and Charles! Are they here?
[Laughter, cheering]
We're from a new reality TV show. It's called Bounty Squad.
[Cheering]
Jesus, look at that. She justtlls it like it is.
It's... It's... we should sign her.
Crowd: Frances! Frances!
Frances! Frances!
All right, 60 seconds. Here's the question.
Which one of you is Frances?
[Crowd shouting]
This girl is gonna be a star.
We should sign her to a talent holding deal.
Stay down!
Fucker! [He gags]
[Barking, car alarm chirps]
Oh, fuck!
Wow.
Oh, fuck.
I told him back off. It's too psychotic.
[Cell phone rings]
- Hello? - You getall four?
- Yeah. - Good.
Deliver them to the Needles DMV,
sundown, the Sam Kinison Monument.
Why in the fuck out there?
Listen, I can'teven find any warrants in the systm for these four.
The system hasn't been updatd is all.
- Hey. - How you doing?
- This is all an act, isn't it? - What is?
This... this whole tough chick thing.
What makes you so sure?
I'm an actor.
You can'tfake it like we can.
You know what I think?
I think you're just a scared little girl with some serious daddy issues.
# I got a lot of money Put some keys in my hands
# Could you be my nasty girl?
Oh, motherfucker!
You... you broke my fuckin' nose!
# Shake thatsexy body
Thanks.
My friend Tina, she thoughtyou were dead.
Oh, really? Well, tll your friend Tina... she's a whore.
- It's still bleeding. - I can't believe this fucking bitch.
- Aah! - I'm sorry!
Where are the bond certificats?
There are no bond certificates.
Claremontdidn't provide them?
He didn't give me anything.
Hey, Claremontsaid drop the First Ladies off in Needles,
go home and don'task any questions.
There's only one reason thatwe wouldn't have any bond certificates.
These guys have never been arrested.
Is this an inside job?
- No, that's bullshit... - Do you believe what's going on?
No, I didn'tsign on for this shit, Terry. I got punched in the...
Get the fuckin' camera off me right now, please.
Put down the camera. Turn the fucking camera off!
Uh-oh. What happens now?
The tour is cancelled.
You drove us to Needles to put us in jail?
Come on, move! Get up. Come on.
Turn the fucking camera off!
Don't listen to her. Keep filming.
Domino: Fucker!
[Speaking Spanish]
Fuck!
- I ain'tworth this shit. - Shut the fuck up and walk.
- These aren'tcops. - No shit.
Watch your mouth. God is listening.
Come over here, good-looking.
Here's your First Ladies.
Man: Pleasure doing business with you.
She told me she was 18.
- Ow. Fuck! - I hit my head, too.
Ahh. Why the fuck are we staying in this shithole? This is ridiculous.
Guys.
The footage we captured for that was phenomenal.
Did you getthe broken fuckin' nose?
- It's gonna jumpstartyour careers. - Fuck, yeah.
Look at my face!
Oh, it's all good.
You need to startthinking more positively. We need to celebrate.
- We need to go to, like, a strip club. - All right.
# A crestfallen sidekick in an old cafe
# There's a bell in the tower Uncle Ray bought a round
# Don'tworry aboutthe army
# In the cold, cold ground
Domino: Something awful was about to happen.
# In the cold, cold ground
[Flushes]
I could feel it in my bones.
[Knock on door]
[Knocks]
What?
Do you mind if I ask you a question?
Do I look like I speak Spanish?
Do I look South American to you? I don't understand
a word you're fucking saying.
You know what? Ed's right. It's notcut. It's notfucking cute!
It's never been fucking cut, Choco! I don'tfucking understand you!
You're a freak!
Man, they never show the cum shots in these shitbag motls.
Jesus Christ, Choco. I justgotdone paying 12.95 for this movie.
- I'm never gonna know how itends. - Don'tfuck with me, Ed.
Listn, Choco, don't go goddamn King Kong on me, OK?
If you wantto be alone... ifyou need me, I'll tll you what...
I'll be in Domino's room. I'll be makin' up my own ending.
Shutup!
Come on, boy. I'm gonnawhip your ass,
and then I'm gonnawhip your goddamn girlfriend's ass.
- Do it! - Hey, waita minut...
What areyou doing? Overthis?!.
- Pull the fuckin' trigger. - I will fucking pull it!
I know itcomes easy to a fucker like you.
Pull it. Pull the trigger.
You think I don't know whatthe fuck's goin' on?
Hmm?
Letme tll you something.
You see this?
There was no prison riot.
I blew off my own goddamn toe.
Just to numb the pain.
Letme tll you something... we all getweak over women.
We all getweak overwomen.
Fuckin' broads are all nuts. They know how to kill us.
And this kid in there...
she's killin' you.
Who are you?
[Cell phone rings]
Sir...
You want me to shoot 'em in the kneecaps?
Now, you listen to me. Hold on one second.
Ask them politely where the money is.
If they don't know, just tell them to start digging their own graves.
OK.
[Telephone line ringing]
- Yeah. Hello? - Mr. Cigliutti?
I'm calling from the Zeta Theta Theta house at Cal West LA.
- Yes, yes. What is it? - I'm sorry to be bothering you.
- It's a bit of an emergency. - What?
Your sons have been kidnapped by these crazy game show hosts.
Wait, wait, wait. My sons Frances and Charlie have been kidnapped?
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
We don't know aboutany money. We were justgoing to getfake lDs.
Domino: Forgive us, O Lord, for our daily trespasses...
forwe know notwhatwe do,
and whatwe see...
may not be the truth.
I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab a Mountain Dew. Don'tmake a peep.
Especially you, Barbara.
Domino: The three sassy blackwomen and Raul were the real First Ladies.
- What now? - I don't know.
[Cell phone rings]
Hello? Where are you?!
I'm pullin' up right now. Evacuat the van, Tee.
Plans have changed. We set up the wrong guys.
Domino: The four guys we nabbed were just Latesha's patsies.
Itwas her sorry luck they were connected to the mob.
Getout! Getoutof the car!
You have fucked us so bad.
- I fucked up? - You heard me.
You can't help your black, greedy, lyin' ass from tryin' to getevery fuckin' thing.
All you did is put a death sentence on my grandbaby. That's all you did.
- Did you know what I was trying to do? - What?
Whatwas you tryin' to do, Claremont?!.
- I ain'ttalkin' to y'all. - Whatwas you tryin' to getdone?
Shut the fuck up! Everybody!
You mad because you fucked up!
Who told you to get those boys involved?
What the fuck else did you want?!.
Let's go home right now!
# A crestfallen sidekick in an old cafe
# Never sleptwith a dream before he had to go away
# There's a bell in the tower...
[Telephone rings]
Hi.
Domino, we got a problem.
Latesha's assumed the FBl was onto the scam...
the fake lD scam.
She sets up these college kids.
These kids have been under FBl surveillance for the last 6 months.
- What happened to them? - They might be dead already.
There's something else you should know aboutthese kids.
They're Mafia kids, Cigliutti's kids.
Jesus Christ.
What, Anthony Cigliutti? Fuck, Claremont! You've so fucked us up.
You setme up to deliver...
fucking Mafia crime boss children to be executd.
Just relax. Justfollow my instructions and we all walk away from this clean.
Domino: Claremont laid it all out on the table.
His plan was to ask for a $300,000 finder's fee
to recover the 10 million he'd stolen. It all became a huge clusterfuck
when Latesha tried to pin it on the Cigliutti kids.
Now our only chance for survival
was to stay on course and retrieve the money.
Alf, come on!
First priority was to cut loose the crew and sabotage the footage.
We couldn't leave any evidence behind.
Come on, guys! It's time to go!
Alf, go grab all the footage, every tape you see. Come on!
We gotta go find Locus Fender. He knows exactly where the money is.
We find the money, we return itto Bishop, we're in the clear. Come on!
Domino: I knew in my heartof hearts
we should've stopped when my goldfish died.
Itwas a sign from a higher power.
[Honking horn] Alf!
Forfuck's sake, Alf!
Where the fuck are the tapes?
[Speaks foreign language]
[Rock music playing]
Domino: Based on Claremont's plan,
we joined forces with Lashandra and Lashindra.
- You wanta lap dance? - Yeah.
Tonightwe have a 2-for-1 special for these luscious tits.
Luscious tits.
Come on. Come on, baby.
What's goin' on? Whatthe fuck?! I didn't do anything!
[All shouting]
I kicked ass atthe fucking audition. Seriously, I really was great.
My agent called and says that I'm too old.
Ian, how you doing? You all right? Yeah?
Claremont: Domino, Domino, now, listn to me.
The combination code is tattooed on his rightarm.
You will never get inside Edna Fender's safe
unless you have the code breaker on thatarm. Understand?
You're breaking up. I can't hear you.
Listn, Edna's armed and dangerous...
[Static] So don'tfuck around.
- What? - Remove the rightarm.
- You're breaking up. - Domino, remove the right arm.
[Static]
Remove his shirt from his upper right arm.
You'll find the combination inside the tattoo on his arm. You gotme?
[Static]
What did he say?
He said, "Remove the right arm."
# The radio is blastin'
# And someone's knockin' at the door
# I'm lookin' at my girlfriend
# She just passed outon the floor
# I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before
# Don't know what it is, but I don'twanna see no more
# Mama told me not to come
[Shouting]
# Mama told me not to come
# Mama told me, she said...
[Screaming]
# Mama told me, Mama told me, Mama told me, Mama told me
# Mama told me not to come
# That ain'tthe way to have fun, son
You're fuckin' crazy!
Phew!
My fuckin' arm!
So, now we're backwhere we started.
We sure are.
[Dog barking, people screaming]
Edna! You beautiful thing, come on out.
We found the money in the freezer. Itwas all there.
That's a lotto carry.
How abouta potof coffee, Edna? It's gonna be a long night.
..part light-induced, part drug.
Domino: Turned out Edna had one lasttrick up her sleeve.
Cocksuckers gonna pay.
Domino, echoing: Mescaline.
With each passing second,
reality eclipsed into the asphalt horizon.
Soon, the mescaline was pulsing through our veins.
..pulsing through our veins.
[Speaks Spanish]
[Roars]
[Buzzing]
Aaaah!
There is mescaline in your system,
but I'm guessing it's nothing new.
It's not unusual for someone like you...
pampered her whole life...
to indulge in drugs as a coping mechanism.
Not living up to your expectations.
Certainly not up to your mother's.
You know you're a heartbreak to her, don'tyou?
Domino: Now the bitch was getting personal.
You losteverything that belongs to you.
You can take responsibility for it, or not.
Either way, you've got no one to blame butyourself.
[No audio]
# Well, Jesus gonna be here...
Hey, there's someone coming.
# He's gonna cover us up with leaves
# With a blanketfrom the moon...
Hey!
David!
# He's gonna be here soon
Ian: We need help.
Miracles. You're all miracles.
Oh, thank you! Oh, thank God!
# Well, Jesus gonna be here
# Gonna be here soon, yeah
What's your name?
Domino.
Man: I know you.
You're the angel offire.
Angel offire.
I know you.
You burn brightenough to know there are certain sacrifices
that need to be made.
You see, ifyou don'tgive back the money, you all will die.
And you will die contorted, and you will die unforgiven.
You see, there's... there's this... this puzzle,
and at the centre of this puzzle, there's a child,
and this is a very sick child.
[Echoing] A very sick child.
But this child will be a great leader someday.
Do you know the child I speak of?
Yes.
Well, you have only one destiny, and thatdestiny is...
thatyou must offeryour lives in exchange for the life of the child.
Then, and only then,
will you truly be cleansed in the blood of the lamb.
Take us to Vegas.
# Will you come by me?
# We'll be washed in the blood of Jesus
# When you come by me
# Come by me
# Will you come by me?
It's official.
Bishop whacked Frances and Chuckie.
- What's our options? - What's your options?
Kill them.
When? [Woman sobbing]
- When? - Tonight!
Kill them all. [Echoing]
Kill them all tonight!
Go! Go!
Let's go! Move itout!
You know, we discovered the bodies early this morning.
Domino: The FBl was lying.
The guys we nabbed weren't dead after all.
Please, I justsupply them with pussy.
I justwant to get people high, man.
Fuck 'em. They don't know.
Fuck, this shit's intnse.
Ian, justdo whatthey say. I don'tfeel like getting killed.
We need you to blook us a hotel suite.
- What, with my money? - Put iton your creditcard.
Are you serious? OK, don't look atme thatway.
[Cell phone ringing]
- This is Bishop. - Mr Bishop,
the bounty huntrs have arrived. Where do you wantto meet?
Top of the World atthe Stratosphere. Yeah, it's completely secure.
We'll drop off the money in exactly one hour. Should we say, 7pm?
Yeah, good. [Rewinding]
We'll drop off the money in exactly one hour. Should we say, 7pm?
All right, boys, we're in business. [Siren blaring]
We could let Cigliutti think that the kids are still dead.
Yeah, and then we can flush out Cigliutti in the money exchange.
Yeah!
[Cell phone ringing]
Wilson... They're on the move.
Yeah, what?
Yeah, Mr Cigliutti, the money exchange with Drake Bishop
will occur on the top floor suit of the Stratosphere atexactly 7pm.
Sounds like we gota negro Deep Throat here. Right?
Ed: Oh, man, we are so fucked.
Yeah, well, that guy said we were fucked either way.
[Ring]
- Hello? - Domino...
the money exchange will take place atTop of the World, Stratosphere.
And I need you to getthere rightat 7pm.
I'm sorry itturned out like this. I won'tforget this, Domino.
[Doorbell rings]
Getoff.
Latesha.
What the fuck have you gotten us into?
Claremont negotiated a finder's fee for $300,000.
He fucked it up 'cause he tried to take all of it.
- Bullshit. You set us up. - Fuck you.
Domino, if I could take it all back, I would.
Well, they're gonna kill us ifwe don'tdeliver all the money.
$300,000, and I need to collect thatfee right now.
It'll pay for my baby's entire operation.
Please.
Alf, whatthe fuck are you doing in there?!
Alf!
Wanker, cut the drama. I need 300k from one of the bags.
[Door slams]
[Sniffs]
I love you, Domino.
Thank you.
[Glass tapping]
This is your lastchance. Once I walk out that door, I can't help you.
You have a fondness for tattoos.
You've been staring at my goldfish all afternoon.
It's a koi, actually.
The Japanese refer to them as shiro muji,
which, translated, means "whit...
and nothing else."
Do you know why I really became a bounty huntr?
Because of cunts like me?
It kills you that while I'm coming into my own,
you're stuck in some dead-end marriage.
Or, worse yet, an unfulfilling job.
I'm notmarried.
And I love my job.
Where are you hiding your tattoo?
Is it on your ankle?
No. Or is it somewhere else?
Is it somewhere nasty?
I'm picturing something... picturing something delicate,
Iike a rose, or... or a hummingbird.
Or, no. Maybe it's the name of a man
thatyou can't bring home to Daddy.
No.
No, I'm completly wrong, aren't l, Taryn?
Oh, God.
See, I bet... I'm thinking...
thatwhen you go to sleep alone tonight...
it's my pussy you'll be dreaming of.
Really?
Brian...
I love you, bro.
Welcome to the Top of the World.
It's a little out of the way, but, uh, very private.
Where have I seen you two boys before?
We're actors.
Whatthe fuck are you doing here?
- We're celebrity hostages. - Celebrity hostages?
Yeah. Apparently, people don't kill other people
when celebrities are around.
Brings too much attention.
Bishop: I see.
Well, I'd better have you escorted downstairs, then.
You got lucky.
Aaaah!
Go! Let's go!
And you're a...
a bounty huntr.
- Yes, I am. - Dangerous profession.
Sometimes.
Will maintain visual contact...
Will maintain visual contactwith the tactical tam that's on location.
Could you... could you be a little bitmore specific aboutthat?
It can be dangerous when you don't know whatto expectfrom a situation.
When you have absolutely no idea what could possibly happen next.
The bags contain the 10 million, minus the $300,000 finder's fee
you negotiated with Claremont.
Hmm. Well, now, that's... that's what I call bold, Miss Harvey.
But I'm impressed. I'm very impressed.
Go!
All right, gentlemen, let's make sure that those bags are packed with my money,
and we'll let these bounty hunters go.
Your money's gone.
What?
Whatare you talking about?
It has been sent to help free Afghanistan.
Let us go.
- Let us go. - Whatthe fuck are you doing?
[Beeping]
It's a bomb!
OK, drop the weapons!
- You killed my sons. - I didn't kill your sons.
I'm not in the people-killing business.
No!
# Mama told me not to come
# She said
# That ain'tthe way to have fun
Alf!
- Whatthe fuck's going on up there? - Get somebody in there!
# That ain'tthe way to have fun, son
# That ain'tthe way to have fun
# Mama told me, Mama told me
Mayday, mayday. This is Victor Bravo. We're going down.
# Mama told me, Mama told me...
Repeat, I'm going down.
# That ain'tthe way to have fun
Domino: Heads, you live.
Tails, you die.
[Echoing] Tails, you die.
Tails, you die.
Move back, for fuck's sake!
[Bell tolling]
No!
Come on, Alf!
I make...
I make everything... OK.
Domino: My coin was tossed.
50/50 chance.
Put itdown, or I'll blow your fuckin' brains out!
Fuckin' shoot him!
Domino: I once vowed never to invest too much emotion into anyone.
- I love you. - I love you.
I love you, Choco.
Domino: 50/50 chance. Life or death.
Heads, you live.
Tails, you die.
My destiny was life.
When I was a little girl,
my mum took me to Las Vegas.
She told me that itwas the most dangerous place on earth.
Miss Harvey, I suggestyou retire.
Sweetdreams, Miss Mills.
Domino: My name is Domino Harvey.
I am a bounty hunter.
I know thatmy Eddie and Choco are staring down at me from the afterlife.
I now feel a sense of relief thatwe will meet again.
Mum...
I love you.
There are three kinds of people in the world...
The rich...
The poor...
# Keep looking through the window pane
# Just tryin' to see through the pouring rain...
Domino: And everyone in between.
- I'm DrWalton. - MrWilliams.
Kee Kee Rodriguez.
- I'm her mother, Latesha. - We're her cousins.
Firstcousins.
Itseems thatwe have a few things we have to look at.
Domino: If you're wondering what's true and what isn't,
fuck off, because it's none of your goddamn business.
I'll never tll you what itall meant.
[Echoes] I'll never tell you what itall meant.
All thatmatters is that my mission is complete.
# I feel so reckless
# All this running around
# Tender traitor...
Domino: I saved her.
# With my cruel crown
And when she is older...
# My cards are on the table...
A woman named Domino will tll her
thatthere is only one conclusion to every story...
We all fall down.
# Real love
# Notjust indication
Tell me how you're gonna make me feel
I took the rules down
Put away the game
Kinder distance
To the love we made
And I'm
Building up the fire
I need, I need
I need
Real love
Notsome fabrication
Real love
Notjust indication
My name is Domino Harvey.
Heads, you live.
Tails, you die.
[Echoing] Tails... Tails... Tails, you die.
Tails, you... Tails, you...
Woman: Tell me when you're dead
Tell me when you're dead
Tell me, tll me when you're dead
[Echoing voices continue]